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Episode 106: The Crawling Hand

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Complete Audio File

[Crow] - (Suddenly runs off-camera to the left, quickly.)

(The sound of a bowling ball striking bowling pins is heard)

[Crow] - Hey! Baby splits! Wow, that's going be tough to beat.

[Tom] - (Voice-over) Here we are in the fifth frame. Crow is staring at a nasty 6-10 split. He really needs this one.

[Crow] - (Again, he takes off down the lane with the ball)

[Tom] - (Voice-over) Oh! Good hook! Yes!

[Crow] - Whoa! Bingo! ([Joel] - (walking in) All right! Great shot!)

[Crow] - ([Tom] - Nice shot, Crow. Very nice!) Hey, that puts me over 120, Joel.

[Joel] - All right, that was excellent. ([Crow] - Oh, great game! Yeah.) Those new arms are working great.

[Crow] -  You know, but I hate these rental shoes, because no matter how much of that stuff they spray into them, your feet still smell funny.

[Joel] - Smell? I didn't know you could smell? ([Tom] - Shhhhhh!)

[Crow] - ([Tom] - Shhh!) Ahhhh.. I'm, uh, Did I say smell? Uh, I meant spectral analysis, of course.

[Joel] - Hey, I - I was thinking, let's play murder ball now, what do you say? ([Tom] - Um, no!)

[Joel] - Wait a minute. Um, I created you guys. When I say we play murder ball, we play murder ball.

[Crow] - Okay, not it! ([Tom] - Not it!)

[Joel] - Um, let's do it over.

[Crow] - Not it! ([Tom] - Not it!)

[Joel] - Uh, well how about rock paper scissors, huh?

[Crow] - Oh, no way! I'm not playing that with you again. Look at my hands! Look, see? You know every time we play, uh, I got to be scissors and you pick rock all the time.

[Joel] - Hey, it's just the luck of the draw, Crow. Come on. ([Crow] - Oh....)

[Tom] - Okay Joel, you win Everything...

[Crow] - Yeah! Bye! See you.

[Crow] - Heh! Go home to your mom. Yeah, we're your friends... (Tom / Crow) NOT!

[Tom] - Come on, let's ditch him.

[Joel] - Oh, that's great. I get it. Yeah, yeah, thanks, Joel. Thanks for emptying my load pan.

[Joel] - Thanks for creating us, Joel. Thanks for making us intrinsically human, Joel.

[Joel] - Hey Cambot, come in a little bit. Cambot I want you to remind me of something - Next time I make a robot, no more free will. That's it.

[Joel] - Oh, we got commercial...(Pops a grape into his mouth) I hate this.

(Segment Ends)

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